Last heard, Ashish Nehra is injured and out of WC opener (ndtv reports) so our insane bhai is gearing up for the game and he is thought to have got some new swearing dictionary books and learning new Bong abuses.
He is also thought to have asked for a special chariot with 2 horses who can dance on Malyalam and Hindi tracks as he does on taking every wicket, preferably Australian. He would ride the chariot and bowl to Tamim Iqbal.
Tamim's best reputation to India is the dance down the wicket to Zaheer in 2007 World Cup. So insane bhai thought Tamim bhi dancer, me bhi dancer. Dancer dancer bhai bhai. So i shall ride a chariot and bowl to the guy and dare him to hit him for a 6. And if Tamim dances down the track to Insanesanth, then Santh bhai is going to roll his hip and start dancing on "appudi powadi kowa" song from Mehmood's old film.
Insanesanth has also decided that he would now curse in Malyalam to everybody so that none understands the abuse and when he is taken to match referee he would get a benefit of doubt just like Harbhajan got in 2008 when he cursed Teri Maa ki to Andrew Symonds. And guess who would rescue him? MSD himself.
So guys whereas we are deciding on what package for live streaming to be purchased to watch the world cup, Insanesanth is busy enriching his swear repository dictionary and dance steps along side learning Bangla to abuse the hapless BD batsmen whom he thinks would fade once they see the fire in his eyes and his belly.
Sreesanth would then dance starting on song " Tere Naina Mere Naina" from film "My Name is Khan". You see he bamboozles BD batsmen with his fiery drunk insomniac eyes and then he starts dancing on "Tere Naina Mere Naina".....
Ashish Nehra when he heard that Insanesanth is going to play the first game, he is trying best to convert his sore back to normal back and play the game.
MSD was not available to confirm or deny if Insanesanth would play first game tomorrow morning!!
