SL are on the brink of the series defeat in India today and they would be disappointed that they had come here dreaming of a series win. Unfortunately that could not happen. Sanga and Maha, the 2 architects of all the pre series campaign have been quiet and reported to be fuming with each other.
Since they are playing the 3rd and final Test in Mumbai, the home of Bollywood, they slipped one day out of their hotel room in Dharavi or Naupada, Andheri to Mahboob Studios and then to RK Studio near Deonar Agar, Chemboor to catch up with the Bollywood film shooting.
Sanga and Maha reportedly went looking for Preity Zinta who could give them much needed hug, but she refused to meet them as it could anger Yuvraj and Sreesanth who being Indians reserve first right to Preity's hugs.
Mahela was fuming over Sanga over his captaincy and alleged fight between two in Kanpur inspired by Mulayam Singh Yadav's kushti akhadas. One day before Mumbai Test 1st day he composed a parody mixing three songs of movie Dev D. He seems to have liked the movie so much so that when he lost his captaincy after defeat to India in ODI series, he wrote following lyrics. He is probably looking for AR Rehman and Pritam to compose music for below lyrics :
Jiya jiya jiya dole
1 2 3 4 6
yeh dil pighlake bat bana lu
Us bat se BD ke against double hundred bana lu
smokin smokin nikale re dhua
sapne dekhe series victory ke
par wo mitti me mil jaye
what to tell u darling kya hua
haatho se kar do victory ko good bye
Chadh jaye hai allah jise minnows bashing bukhar
Tauba tera jalwa tauba tera pyar
Sanga-Mahela tera yeh emotional atyachar
Jao Jao re Indian victory ke builder (Sings to Viru, Dravid and Mahi)
Ho gayi dil ke paar tragedy tragedy
Murali gul sokh sokh ke murjhaye
Ajantha ki loot gayi bahar
Bol bol ke Zindagi
Why did you ditch me.
Jindagi bhi le le yaar
India se mooh chipa kaise jaau
Tauba tera jalwa tauba tera pyar
Samarweera ka yeh emosional atyachar
Dilshan ke dill scoop ab chala chal
Man me more hook si oothi hai
Harbhajan ko shoulder arms karoo
Wari me jau sadke dhol yaara dhol
Mauj ki pinge jhoolu
De de mohe haar de de
BD ko peet ke aasman choo lo
Zimbabwe ka nathaniya laga ke jhoomu
Mahela Sanga saath saath ishaq me doobe re
Haar ke ishaq me dooobe re
Koyal jaisi hook uthi hai
O Baliyssa mere yaar re
Tohra sag tohra sang rang rangayi
Jeet ke sapne honge
Champagne ki mahfil hogi
Victory ka anchal odh lu me
To te sang baat ban jaye
India ko India me peet du
Dhol yaara Dhol
Man me hook uthi hai
Mumbai ke Taj ko ghatiya bolu
De de mohe jeet de de
Tore saath bolu
Test me hare to India ko gaali du
ODI me hare to weather ko excuse banau
Fir wapas wahi IPL khelne jau
Preity ke dimples me kho jau
Jaake jhappiya te pappiya pau
Te Bhangra Pau
Dhol yara dhol
Pukhta hai purjor hai
Kal mera bebaak tha
Aaj mera kamjor hai
Khud se hi aankhein na mil paye
Aanko ke aage manjar wapas na aaye
Fir is lamhe ki haqiqat dobara na kar paye
Jalta he dil jalta he dil
Reporter pare hat jaa re pare hat jaa re
Viru nazaro ke samne se hat jaa
Tere shot mere aankhon ke samne chalte rahte
aasoo mere bahate rehte khoon khoon ke
Aankho ka hai yeh dhoka
Aisa teri captaincy yaar
Tera emosanal atyachar
Sanga tera emosanal atyachar
Nayan tarse jeet na mile
Greatness bhi na mile
Ro ro ke bahe dhar
