How to become # 2 in Tests

Bat bigger, bigger, way bigger.

Score 3 runs in 2 overs. Score hundred...

Win the series and be # 2.

Win at home, lose abroad.

Win all against Zimbabwe, Bangladesh and Pakistan.

Be # 2.

A chuck, a splendid, a fastest off spinner and a blond bowler.

Lose against strong teams. Win against all others.

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