Sir Ravinder Jadeja bashing

Sir Ravindra Jadeja is on a roll. After the fans, its CSK team mates also address Jadeja as Sir Jadeja and they are now trying to replace Rajni jokes with Jadeja jokes. Any number of jokes on Jadeja are not enough and seeing him in the national team makes me go berserk and I can then barely control on the expletives I wish to bestow on him. 

Today Sir Jadeja got to bowl full quota of overs and he also took a wicket of Manan Vohra.  That was a sh**t of a ball and Vohra could hit it only in the hands of fielder. Cricinfo acknowledged it.

"Jadeja to Vohra, OUT, that's a rubbish ball, so short, and Vohra went back and pulled in the air towards cow corner, where he had hit his previous boundary. But Dhoni had moved a fielder there, and Hussey settled under the ball and caught it a couple of yards inside the rope. He could have hit it anywhere and he picked out the fielder"

Thanks to MS Dhoni's captaincy who would ensure he would do everything to update wickets column under his team's most overrated and expensive player. And Jadeja got a wicket of a rubbish ball. That is how Jadeja gets wickets. 

Luck, rapport with influential people where it matters and less of performance. That is Sir Jadeja for you.  24 wickets in 4 tests vs Australia and dismissals of Clarke is something he will feast upon long. And since Clarke is best Test batsman in contemporary cricket, Jadeja's name shall always be mentioned in same breath. 

Before this Test series he made 2 triple centuries in domestic cricket, which fast tracked his place in the Test team.  But every one forgets to mark where he made those centuries. On one of the flattest wicket in the country in Rajkot, those runs does not matter. His batting was rubbish in the tests. But all of that did not matter. He was 2nd highest wicket taker in the Australia test series. 

In IPL 2012 as most expensive buy of the year, he made 191 runs in 19 games with an average of 16 and a strike rate of 127 and took 12 wickets in 19 games, 5 of those coming in a single game vs Deccan Chargers.  That means 7 wickets in other 18 games. 

Certainly not worth 2 million dollars. But in the end does not matter. He got to be in Srinivasan, BCCI chief's good books and from there on his place in all formats of game in Indian team is guaranteed. Performances, attitude and all. That does not matter. 

By the way Chennai Super Kings  got to winning ways after losing the first one. And today it was Michael Hussey and M Vijay's chance to shine brighter and brighter. Together they did and won by 10 wickets. 

Thalaiva Krishna Kumar Dinesh Karthik

Update : He just got out for 86.

Krishnakumar Dinesh Karthik alias Dinesh Karthik alias Boss DK has now come of an age. It took him 9 years after his Test debut to fulfill the promise he shown earlier. 

He has been the best batsman of the Mumbai Indian franchisee this season when the greatest players of modern age cricket have failed consistently. Our Boss DK has truly stamped his authority over the game. 

Not long ago he was reeled mercilessly by the fans and bloggers all around much similar to what Sir Ravindra Jadeja is being done in past couple of years. Unlike Jadeja, our lad has gone ahead quietly and developed to a full blown aggressive batsman. 

If MS Dhoni injures or rests, the selectors must look to this man as potential replacement.  

He is now truly the BOSS.  Mumbai Indians have come alive in IPL-6 thanks to this man from Namma Chennai (not Uncle Srini's Chennai).

Thalaiva Krishnakumar Dinesh Karthik. 

Kolkata Night Riders suffer their first defeat

In a master class of a captaincy from the old legend of the game Rahul Dravid, the defending IPL champions and Shahrukh Khan's franchisee Knight Riders lost their first game in the IPL season 6. In a virgin Jaipur pitch, Dravid offered no leeway to the Bollywood dancer's team who never recovered from the initial blows RR bowlers offered to them. 

The middle order of the Knight Riders -- Kallis, Bhatia, Morgan,  Yusuf Pathan feasts on spinners and taking a cue from this fact, Dravid offered no leeway to them. Despite chasing only 145 the Riders were bundled out for 126 and lost the game by 19 runs. 

Earlier the Riders restricted RR to a decent 144 in 20 overs with no batsmen crossing 50.  Rahane and Hodge scored decent 46 and  36 respectively. In the end 144 proved too much for the defending champions just like 149 proved too much for Sir Jadeja's team on Saturday.

Rajasthan Royals and Sunrisers Hyderabad are on the top of the table. Led by legendary # 3s of their respective countries (Sanga is no legend outside SL, but within SL he is), this 2 franchisees have one of the lowest "star value" and hence they gel more as a team. The results are for every one to see.  They might lose a game or 2 by big margin, but they would for sure put up a big fight and often scare big teams. And that's where this 2 teams might win more fans outside their traditional fan base. 

One such example of player with limited talent but tremendous temperament is Hanuma Vihari. Although there is very little evidence on his talent, but he has shown enough of temperament and attitude on positive side. He almost got SH to the victory yesterday with a fighting 44 off 46 balls.  Even though later in the Super over, the SH won, but it was Hanuma Vihari who got them to this stage. Except for Sanga and Cameron White, the batting prowess of SH is pretty limited and with players like Vihari in the team, the results in the remainder of tournament will be more favorable than not. 

That leaves a lot of lesson for the players with "tremendous potential" but little temperament like Rohit Sharma.  2 games in the season and he is yet to find his mojo.  Vinay Kumar, captain of Karnataka Ranji side was unlikely hero of 2 games in row -- MI and SH by bowling a good last over. But he lost his balance when it mattered the most -- Super Over. 

If we take a look at the results so far in this IPL, the franchisees who are more of team than mere collection of Indian and foreign players have excelled.  Again RR and SH lead on this count.

Unfortunately on one side when it is a delight to see Dravid led RR to win the games, on the same hand it is a crunchy feeling to see Shilpa Shetty jump on every wicket RR takes or every four or 6 their batsmen hit. The Bollywood intrusion in cricket is the worst part of IPL, that I continue to hate.

Chennai vs Mumbai

Sir Shri Ravinder Jadeja failed to wave his magical wand in this game and as a result the Chennai Super Kinks franchisee lost its first game. Dubbed as always the pre-tournament favorites begun well by tapping Tendulkar for a golden duck in what could be his last game in Chepauk. And they had MI in mat by the 13th over stage at 6/83. 

Pollard then showed why he is a dangerous T20 player of the world. 51 off 38 balls saw the MI post a respectable 148 for 6 with a good contribution from their former captain Harbhajan Singh. The pacers of the CSK did the job for them unlike the spinners. Ashvin bowled cheap but could get only 1 wicket. 

Sir Jadeja did not turn up for more than 2 wickets. Mysterious. But it is Dhoni and it is very difficult to guess his moves. 0-12 in 2 overs. That's the only contribution he made. 

149 was a gettable score always. Vijay and Hussey were the openers. Hussey will be available for full IPL after having retired from the international cricket. And Vijay was nominated to the Champions Trophy 30 probables replacing Virender Sehwag. How did he celebrate ? Going too wide for a leg side hive and seeing his stumps shattered. 

The MI skipper continued to rotate his bowlers and soon the star studded batting of Chennai found itself back in the pavilion and when Sir joined MS Dhoni in the middle, I thought Sir with his Cricketing Puppa (Father) MS will see CSK home and in turn earn some more promotions from N Srini. 

But the true colors and limitations of Sir Jadeja showed up. And after hitting a four and a 6, he returned back to the pavillion. 

MSD continued to wage a lonely battle, something which he has so many times done for his franchisee and India , but in absence of any valued support from the other end, MI crossed the victory line by 9 runs. A good win but lot of questions on whether Ponting and Tendulkar opening combination will work or Rohit Sharma will ever fulfil his promise and will Harbhajan ever return to the wickets ?

But the game will be remembered for one more tight finish this season and the failure of Sir Jadeja after a miraculous unexpected success against Australia.

Pune vs Punjab

Pune can't play sala. 

And take Yuvraj out, any club team of desis in USA is better than the PWI team in IPL. And that was visible  in today's first game. 

99 for 9 in 20 overs and the Punjab side romped home with 8 overs remaining. 

Enough said. PWI should probably think about withdrawing mid stage from the tournament. Even a tennis ball side playing league cricket in USA will beat PWI convincingly.

Weekend games round up

Friday and Saturday saw 3 games being played in the 6th edition of IPL.  2 of those games were pretty close and were perfect advertisement for the game except that one of those games saw the bollywood crap jumping on every wicket falling. 

Pune vs Hyderabad

Pune were favorites in this battle of the wooden spoon holders of previous season. Hyderabad were making their debut under new owners and new name (crux of the team was same as Dhakkan Defusers).  And Pune had a new head coach, their best player was back in the team. But the fortunes did not change.  Although they made  a good start in limiting the Sunrisers to modest 126, their batting flopped. 

Yuvraj excelled with bowl but failed with the ball. The nemesis with the ball were Dale Steyn, the best Test bowler in the world and India discard  -- the last leggie to play for India in Tests -- Amit Mishra. Pune could muster only 104 runs and lost game by 22 runs. 

No batsmen in the game crossed 50.  Pune might need to rethink their strategy sooner to avoid the disappointing results of past 2 seasons.  Hyderabad might have made a good start but they dont have established players in batting except Sangakara and to an extent Cameron White.  How much confidence Tom Moody and Waqar Younis are able to pump in this franchisee, that remains to be seen. 

Delhi Vs Rajasthan

This was a game Delhi should have won easily after David Warner showed why he is one of the most exciting batsmen around in all formats. But his run out followed by a brain freeze from Mahela Jayawardhene to send Irfan Pathan later, cost Delhi a game by 5 runs.  They should have won the game easily given the way they paced their chase. 

Kevin Cooper and Brad Hodge kept their nerve in the end and Rajasthan saw themselves home in a  tight game. Last year they had lost the game by 1 run to the same opponents in the same venue but this year they turned the tables.  

Umesh Yadav made a welcome return after the injury (2nd game though). And it was good to see him in wickets straight away. 4-24 ensured Rajasthan did not post a big score. They got to 165 thanks to their captain Dravid's solid 65 run knock. 

Dravid said he had taken a 6-7 month break from cricket in the year of his retirement, but had returned to training and fitness in last 2 months. That effort paid off today. He is indeed a legend with an unique work ethic. Something that made him the legend that he is.

Sehwag was out for 2nd game in running and today he also found himself out of the contention of the Champions Trophy.

Mahela Jayawardhene continues to lose games in his captaincy. Not sure where his character has lost.

More on the 3rd game in next post.

RCB win the dramatic game full of Karthiks and Muralis

Drama. More Drama. RCB won in the end by 2 runs. MI choked, like they always have. Somebody in the MI dressing room who suggests the batting order for Kieron Pollard should be spanked on his ass. Rayudu ahead of Pollard ? Must be kidding.  Damn Pollard is a member of a World Cup winning team and he coming at 6 was just ridiculous. In the end that turned out to be the decisive factor between a 6 wicket win and a 2 run loss. 

Boss DK pulled things last moment, but they never should have landed up in that mess. Having people like Kumble and Ponting in the dressing room has not changed the messy thinking of Mumbai Indians. And I am not blaming Tendulkar for it. 

Whoever that person is who decides the batting order is such an ass. 

Meanwhile it must have been an epic to see  2 modern greatest batsmen walking out together and opening the account for the MI.

Tendulkar was run out and Ponting out cheap. 

But it was Ponting stumped Arun Karthik bowled Murali Karthik that got the attention.

3 players with last names as Karthik and 2 people with first name as Murali. South Indian names!!!

In the end it was once again a Gayle magic that saw RCB home for the first time vs MI in their home ground.

KKR off to a winning start with a YES Bank Maximum Win

Defending champions KKR won their first game in the run to defend their title. And the one on losing side were Virender Sehwag 's Delhi Daredevils. 

Earlier Srinivasan and Dhoni had instructed Delhi Daredevils management to drop Sehwag from the playing XI and attribute it to the back spasm. Dhoni wants to ensure that Sehwag gets no chance to explode back to form and in process find a way back in the ODI and Test team.

Pun intended for above para.

Back to the game, this time the star of the win was Sunil Narine who took 4 wickets and spun KKR to its first win of the season and 5th win over DD in last 6 games.  From DD, only Mahela and Dave Warner ran into double digits and the rest failed miserably. Of course they were without 2 of their best batsmen of last season -- Sehwag and KP. 

Mahela's jugglery did not inspire "CHARACTER" in the Delhi lads and in the end Gambhir led his team with a 29 ball 42 to a win that also piled agony on the viewers to witness the owner of KKR team once again on the holy Eden Gardens ground.

The sighting of Bollywood "Bhands" is a ugly view on the grounds which should only be left for cricketers to step in.  Unfrotunately IPL is a mix of Bollywood crap and cricket. 

And yes this time it is YES BANK MAXIMUM instead of DLF Maximum. Pepsi Maximum should have sounded better.  Suddenly DLF Maximum sounded better, the word we had bemoaned all this years.

Players who will be missed this year - 1

Players who will be missed in this season of IPL : 

Sourav Ganguly

The T20s never suited his style of play when he was past his prime, although he stood a great chance of succeeding in the shortest format, should IPL have arrived when he was in his pomp in mid 2000s. He had his share of controversies in the IPL auctions, franchisees and after last year's poor show from his franchisee, he called it enough is enough. He will not play this year and that robs his die hard fans (like me) another chance to see their Prince of Calcutta in action. Watching him captain the team and batting is a pleasure to eyes and one can always anything of him is never enough.  Although he shall be missed on field, I am sure he shall make for that absence in the commentary box and for a change he will speak less of those sponsor prefixes before every 4, 6 and a catch.

Michael Clarke

Australian captain, their best batsman and their chance to recover the Ashes until the 4-0 drubbing happened.  He was never a T20 styled player. Guessing that he retired soon from T20Is and was reluctant to participate in IPL. He participated last year, had very little success. And this year he was retained by Pune, but the back injury happened followed by stomach trouble. He was promptly withdrawn by CA to rest and gain full fitness ahead of back to back Ashes this year. 

Kevin Pietersen

A lot has been said about how much he wanted to play the entire season of IPL and he risked his England career for that. He managed to get back in the team through a phased process, but the irony stuck hard. He will miss the entire season of IPL this year and that might be a loss to Delhi Daredevils, but certainly England shall benefit from this layoff.  Not to mention he is much loved player in India and how much crowd loves KP in full form.

Jesse Ryder

The cricketing world was relieved to see the big guy coming out of induced coma this week and to find that he will be fine but after a long battle ahead. He will be sorely missed for his attacking game play, more by Delhi Daredevils than New Zealand for now.

Players to watch out for in IPL - 1

Players to watch out for this IPL Season 6:

Virender Sehwag

Out of favor in all 3 formats, this jamboorie season of IPL will provide a strong platform to repeat 2012 heroics and win back his ODI place for the upcoming Champions Trophy. He is no longer the captain, so he should find the ways back to play the way he has always done for the last 13 years and God Willing will continue to do for next few years.   

Gautam Gambhir

Captain of SRK's defending champion franchisee and out of favor Test opening batsman. His ODI form remains decent, but like Sehwag he will need to find  form very soon ahead of Champions Trophy in England. He almost made a comeback in 4th test against Australia, but jaundice pulled him down. Fit again, he will need to find ways to get runs in his bank  rather than focussing on retaining the IPL silverware.

Virat Kohli

He is RCB captain this year and all eyes will be on the next batting sensation of India to see how he moulds in the captain's  role. Many in India see him as a natural successor to Dhoni in Tests and ODIs, so it will be very interesting to see how he leads the beleaguered Vijay Mallaya's franchisee and on the other hand how many runs does he make and if the captaincy affects his silken and crispy batting...

Shikhar Dhawan 

So called next batting sensation and supposedly a loud mouth, a Jat and of course the fastest century maker on Test debut. All eyes will be on him, if he continues his Test form in IPL and wins back his place in ODIs as well.  A patchy IPL might not earn him a ODI recall, but a half decent to a successful one will be enough to make him the 3rd opener in the squad and will compete against Virender Sehwag (form and fitness permitting)... He plays for the worst team of past 2 seasons -- SunRisers and his run of luck will also define the fortunes of his IPL franchisee. 

Ravinder Jadeja

Unexpected success of Australia Test series and most expensive buy of 2012, I wish he flops too badly and so much that he never finds a way back to the Indian test team. 24 wickets in 4 Tests would not make him an overnight great allrounder, for his batting and bowling are too one-dimensional..He surely enjoys strong backing of the men that matter in Indian cricket, so any rants like this don't matter much in his showing. He should fail sincerely.

Murali Vijay

Born on fool's day he had been looked in the Indian cricket as a fool until the Chennai Test vs Australia. And after that, he never looked behind. Top scorer of Australian test series, he has been successful in IPL for past several seasons. Unfortunately for him and luckily for the fans, his IPL success has not converted to limited overs success internationally. Another strong show in this IPL and he will be a strong contender to the opener's spot in the upcoming Champions Trophy and the Caribbean tri-series to follow next. 

Cheteshwar Pujara

Stereotyped as a test batsman, Pujara has not really set IPL on fire in his stints with RCB. He was injured last year and has missed several games due to form and fitness. He has been a member of India's ODI team vs England, but never got a chance to play. He is a fluent stroke maker and when the need be, he can often switch gears. And delightful to watch, are his classical text book boundaries.  Not long back he accelerated on his way from 150 to 200 vs England and that got him a ODI call.  One long run and successful at that will make him  strong contender in the middle order for the ODIs as well.

Yuvraj Singh

The prince of Indian cricket after DADA, he is back to full fitness after the health issues he battled last year. He missed out 2012 IPL and doesn't have a very good memories of 2011 version as he first encountered the gigantic issue he faced in that IPL.  All of that is now thing of past. He has made a successful comeback in ODIs and T20 for India.  His good run with the bat and ball will play a crucial role in deciding how far Pune Warriors go in this version after 2 very bad seasons.  Snubbed in the captaincy by an annoying Sri Lankan, he shall be committed to prove the team management of Pune Warriors wrong by putting up a very strong show.