India no ordinary

India put up a very ordinary performance on day 1 against minnows BD on Test 1, that makes Sehwag look an idiot. When he said BD has an ordinary attack, he was right. The wickets fell more due to lose shots than from good bowling.

Thanks to the great man, the hope still prevails. But BD are still the team that self destructs more than anybody else. So India would win this game very comfortably.

Chennai Duck

He is a default replacement for every injured player. He is a wicket keeper. He is stylish, he fakes and he nudges. He pokes and then gets out. And then living up to his style playing to the gallery he nods his head as if he was going to make great runs and has got out.

He is no less than a Chennai Duck. Actually he is a Chennai Duck.  Bombay Duck rejuvenated himself and he was/is better than his nick name, but Chennai Duck is actually even worse than  a Duck. He cannot keep, he cannot bat and he cannot run.

Why is he in the team then? Just cos Krish is the chief selector of the national team. Period. Besides no showing on his CV for his runs. Yeah one thing is, absolute idiotic captaincy that cost TN a game against Himachal.

Its pathetic that due to this loser, the other wicket keepers are not given a fair chance. Not that other wicket keepers stand a chance, now that a wicketkeeper is the captain for long term, but yet a better wicket keeper to keep MS on toes should be found. Dinesh Karthik is a man beyond focus now.  He should retire and look for dancing shows on reality TV or even settle down in politics with the likes of Ammas and Karunas.

Yusuf nears the end of his career

Yusuf must be deplored when he was ran out in the final Test on day 3 to seal a 0-3 win.  He publicly bashed Butt with some very unkind remarks.  Not good for the morale of the batsman who is yet on the crease playing.

What this means is the 2 best batsmen of Pak are now back in the hut and chance of follow-on seem largely likely.

I am not sure if I have seen the comments by any other captain in public besides Yusuf and Sangakara (over jaya).

And we bash MSD for being unfair over his bowlers. Since when MS singled out a bowler criticising him ?

Tough times await Yusuf. Most prolly end of a career.

Yuvraj no more Punjabi badshah. A pig would pretend to be a Punju king.

With Sangakara taking over reigns of KXIP in IPL-3, the team should kiss goodbye to any chance of winning or reaching the semis.

Unfortunate decision and a very wrong choice to pick Sangakara the captain of a desi side. Not everybody is a Warne of Gilchrist. Sangakara can never be in his current and next life.

KXIP is now led by a pig. What a shame.

And KXIP have been decent performers in 2 seasons and Yuvraj is their best batsman.  if there was no rule of 4 max foreign players in a IPL team, the team of Punjabis would have been overcrowded by Sangakara's croons.  You never know cheat Angelo Matthews could be bid by KXIP.

KXIP te bosses da dimag nu ilaaz di jaroorat hegi......

Kudos Mumbai

Mumbai win their 39th title by keeping nerves in a fantastic final. Though Karnataka played too well, both teams deserve kudos for an enthralling finale.

And why not have Ajit Agarkar back in the team.

Pakistan cricket runs into mess

Pakistan cricket is back in the news for bad reasons. I missed out posting during the madness of Akamal brothers who felt that playing and resting in Pakistan cricket team is just like their gully cricket team.  The behavior shown by bugsy Kamran was cheap and ridiculous to say the least.  Just shows how mafia has gripped the Pakistan cricket.

And this is aided by a lose captain. Selfish and T20 fantic. 

Hobart test did not alter their fortunes. They dropped sitters, hugged with malice in the heart.

Umar Akmal must know that his behavior would have good enough to throw him out of the international cricket should there be Imran / Wasim around.

And if the player feuds are not enough, the likes of Jamshed Dasti and Ijaz Butt are ruining the cricket even further. Mr 10% cannot be hoped to rescue Pakistan cricket from growing Talibans within the team itself.

What happens when Pak returns home would be anyone's guess. Match fixing.  Lol.

Poker faced

If you wanna have laugh first thing in morning have a look at sangakara. Explotive laughter bursts would follow. Be it while getting out or sledging or asking his players to abandon game sanga remains pig faced captain . He says we have been putting pressure on. Indian bowling in 3 months . And yet they lost tests and Odis. Mentally regressed this guy. Sl cricket is in emergency condition under this loser.

Height of indecency!!

"I've seen dew before, but never like this. I wouldn't want to field in conditions like this, my bowlers wouldn't want to bowl in these conditions. The difference is, literally, day and night. Perhaps we need an 11am start, and finish the games before 6.45pm types. Talks are on, everybody has to like the idea, including the TV network"

He did not like Kotla pitch in the impending defeat. 

He does not like dew in victory. 

Who the fuck is he to say this and get away ?  Scum!!

Have you seen a captain who cribs like this every time ? Why is he even playing ? Go make up with your wife and with your balls. No uneven bounce and dew right up there.

He is a fuck captain and he sets an example to the kids making debut in this series.  Captain cribakara.  WIn or lose, I'd crib. I'd say shit and I'd miff. 

Who is even talking to him ? MS ? Dare he talk to a loser cribber. 

This guy actually makes MJ look sane. He was decent. He did not challenge the authorities, he did not barge on the field. He did not take his team out when defeat loomed large. 

ICC needs to act first on this guy rather than the Kotla pitch.

Horrendous statement to make. Get off. Nobody likes to see your pig poker face speaking shit every time stepping onto the ground. Perennial loser!!

Shane Watson gets Indian ad deals

2 90s, a hundred , a 6 and antics in the ongoing Aussie summer in addition to 3 ODI hundreds this summer is ensuring that Shane Kid Watson enters the big fire ring of Indian advertising riding on huge cash deals.  Not to mention the upgraded Rajasthan Royals IPL contract for the lanky kiddo Australian allrounder.

He joins the elite company of Bret Lee to get mouth watering deals in Indian consumer market.

What this means is next time Australia tours India and if there is a  repeat of  famous TMK episode with Watto, the public woukd know who this Monkey is. Err who is being said TMK. Geeeeeeee

3 Idiots and Sri Lanka

Today Sri Lanka would beat Bangladesh and Sangakara would sing "All izzz well".

And when Jayasurya would retire after the axe, Murali would sing "Behti hawa sa tha wo, kaha gaya use dhoondo".

Sangakara's honeymoon as captain was all but over. It took him so long before he could garble on the pitch fiasco in Kotla.

Jayawardhena is being dropped or rested on the name of some injury he picked up in the ODI series.

He would be making up with his wife in the annals of the house singing another song from the 3 Idiots movie "Doobi Doobi ".

May be Sangakara needs to watch 3 Idiots and then say "All izzz bell". What if Ian Bell comes listening this ? Somebody called me ? Sangakara would be puzzled and then would resort to his carpet clinging adjectives to pacify Bell that it was Aamir Khan who called him.