August 18, 2009

How to become # 2 in Tests

Bat bigger, bigger, way bigger.

Score 3 runs in 2 overs. Score hundred...

Win the series and be # 2.

Win at home, lose abroad.

Win all against Zimbabwe, Bangladesh and Pakistan.

Be # 2.

A chuck, a splendid, a fastest off spinner and a blond bowler.

Lose against strong teams. Win against all others.

My son note this down, thats the key to be # 2 in the world.

10 Perspectives:

Christopher Poshin David said...

A strategy sure to succeed

straight point said...
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straight point said...

haha getting your point...

but just like we should not jump over the top when team india or gambhir gets to no.1 we should not condemn others reaching it either...

coz rating is CRAP in capitals in either case...period.

Sam said...

yup CDP. its working them for years and strangely though.

Sam said...

Hey SP, it doesnt go down well the system. one team wins almost everything everywhere. beats every team n drops to 4. the other team wins only at home against weak opposition and they r up to 2.

straight point said...

yes sam...and that's exactly why the ranking is crap bullshit add more adjectives for your liking... :)

Cricket Tragic said...

Boys, just one small comment.

The rankings system is just absolute hogwash! It's something like a nuclear bomb. We think we know how nuclear bombs are made, but, in reality, we don't! It's all a mystery!

;)

Sam said...

agreed SP :) its fuck.

Sam said...

interesting comparison CT

Kshitij said...

Naice.

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